Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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