Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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