I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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