Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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