Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
