Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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