:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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