Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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