i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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