Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
