...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
