Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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