i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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