i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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