I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
