so explain again why im purple
no
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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