Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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