Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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