you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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