he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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