He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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