I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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