Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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