the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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