I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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