I skipped work to stalk him.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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