he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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