Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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