Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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