i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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