new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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