at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
