I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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