Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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