ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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