The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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