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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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