so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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