Moan for me like Helen Keller
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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