Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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