Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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