I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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