i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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