There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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