I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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