yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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