Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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