She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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