Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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