? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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